
He realized that Muslims needed to chill, and he knew the best way to help them.
His new policy is to create a Marijuana delivery service called 'Green Crescent' that will deliver fresh batches of Mary Jane to the homes of every Muslim New Yorker at the time of Iftar. This is a Ramadan concession he has made to appease his Muslim constituents.
Normally, the public would be outraged by a concession such as this to any one group. Yet, incredibly, no one has argued against this proposition.