Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu.
I apologize for my prolonged departure from the blogosphere, I know you've all pined for me during my absence. But I must confess, it was intentional. It's not because I don't love you. It's because there are a lot of crazy Muslims saying stupid things. I finally decided to post a khutbah critique from my favorite mosque in Chicago. Muslim Community Center, alias, MCC. This acronym can sometimes be misconstrued as a racial slur directed towards the Irish. So don't just throw it around willy nilly.
After a month of mosques being shutdown in the New York City Metropolitan area, tempers have cooled and Mayor Bloomberg, having rolled and then successively smoked a joint, realized he was too rash in his decision to enact a mandate that would effectively close all Muslim prayer places down indefinitely.
He realized that Muslims needed to chill, and he knew the best way to help them.
His new policy is to create a Marijuana delivery service called 'Green Crescent' that will deliver fresh batches of Mary Jane to the homes of every Muslim New Yorker at the time of Iftar. This is a Ramadan concession he has made to appease his Muslim constituents.
Normally, the public would be outraged by a concession such as this to any one group. Yet, incredibly, no one has argued against this proposition.