
He realized that Muslims needed to chill, and he knew the best way to help them.
His new policy is to create a Marijuana delivery service called 'Green Crescent' that will deliver fresh batches of Mary Jane to the homes of every Muslim New Yorker at the time of Iftar. This is a Ramadan concession he has made to appease his Muslim constituents.
Normally, the public would be outraged by a concession such as this to any one group. Yet, incredibly, no one has argued against this proposition.
"It's crazy! Fasting Muslims have the munchies without toking up! I still think they should puff the magic dragon from time to time."
Well, just in time folks, just in time to enjoy the beauty of Ramadan and light up a doobie at the end of your fast.
Remember kids... It's not haram what goes in, but what goes out.