After a month of mosques being shutdown in the New York City Metropolitan area, tempers have cooled and Mayor Bloomberg, having rolled and then successively smoked a joint, realized he was too rash in his decision to enact a mandate that would effectively close all Muslim prayer places down indefinitely.
He realized that Muslims needed to chill, and he knew the best way to help them.
His new policy is to create a Marijuana delivery service called 'Green Crescent' that will deliver fresh batches of Mary Jane to the homes of every Muslim New Yorker at the time of Iftar. This is a Ramadan concession he has made to appease his Muslim constituents.
Normally, the public would be outraged by a concession such as this to any one group. Yet, incredibly, no one has argued against this proposition.
He realized that Muslims needed to chill, and he knew the best way to help them.
His new policy is to create a Marijuana delivery service called 'Green Crescent' that will deliver fresh batches of Mary Jane to the homes of every Muslim New Yorker at the time of Iftar. This is a Ramadan concession he has made to appease his Muslim constituents.
Normally, the public would be outraged by a concession such as this to any one group. Yet, incredibly, no one has argued against this proposition.
He was quoted as saying,
"It's crazy! Fasting Muslims have the munchies without toking up! I still think they should puff the magic dragon from time to time."
In a strange twist, it seems many people have "converted" to Islam in the few short hours after the mandate was made public. The Muslim population of New York City has doubled in the last 3 hours alone! Analysts say this trend is likely to continue, predicting an exponential growth. They estimate that all of New York City will have converted to Islam by the end of this weekend!
Well, just in time folks, just in time to enjoy the beauty of Ramadan and light up a doobie at the end of your fast.
Remember kids... It's not haram what goes in, but what goes out.
Well, just in time folks, just in time to enjoy the beauty of Ramadan and light up a doobie at the end of your fast.
Remember kids... It's not haram what goes in, but what goes out.
[This is a joke, for those of you that can't tell.]