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Mayor Michael Bloomberg cancels Jummah in NYC

6/28/2013

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NYC

PictureWhen reached for a comment, Mayor Bloomberg proceeded to stuff his face.
After my repulsing experience last Friday at the basement mosque of the Ar-Rehman Foundation, I decided to draft a letter to the New York City Mayor, Michael Bloomberg.

I requested that he help the Muslims of NYC and educate them on proper hygiene as well how to keep their mosques clean. Clearly this goes against the whole separation of mosque and state notion.

But this is America where the rich determine the laws and not the legislators themselves. So, if Mayor Michael Bloomberg really wants to use tax payer money to clean up mosques who's gonna stop him?

Yeah, thought so.

Mayor Bloomberg was so impressed with my initiative he invited me to his office to discuss this plan in further detail. So... as I discussed my "Five Pillar Mosque Purification" plan with him, he grew disenchanted and decided that since mosques already cause problems for non-Muslims and now they are even causing problems for Muslims that it was high time for them to be shut down once and for all.

There was a city-wide announcement made about mosques no longer being allowed to operate. Hence, effectively canceling Jummah prayers and lame ass khutbahs across the city.

You know, a part of me is relieved. Thanks Mayor Bloomberg! You're one stand up fella. Enjoy that latke!
6 Comments
Noor
7/23/2013 07:37:50

When did he cancel Jummah? I go to Jummah every friday in new york. it's definitely my favorite day of the week alhumduLilah.

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Noor
7/23/2013 07:43:17

Also, i have never been to a dirty mosque before. in Islam, Allah (the arabic word for God) Loves beauty, and it's part of our religion to remain clean, and to be clean. if we had to pray dirty, i am sure God wouldn't mind if we skip wudu (ablution, the washing of our hands, face, nose, hair, ear, feat, and for-arms). But it is mandatory, to be in a state of wudu to pray, Islam also bonafide showering and being clean, even after having intercourse and sex with your spouse, before you pray again .

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Noor
7/23/2013 07:44:52

You have to take a shower (Ghusl) after having intercourse with your spouse. You don't have to do it right away, but you must do it before you make your next prayer.

Nur
7/25/2013 02:01:01

I disagree with your comment. You contradicted yourself when you said that you "think" Allah would be okay for us to pray without wudu but that it is deemed mandatory. Don't you think that's flawed logic? It wouldn't have been deemed mandatory if Allah would have been okay with us praying without wudu.

You say you have never been to a dirty mosque before? Where do you live? If you check out the majority of mosques in America, you will see that they are dirty. Just because you haven't been to a dirty mosque doesn't make it true that there is no such thing.

Tusha link
7/23/2013 10:05:21

Well Mr,Mayor we all know you are a”Jew” and with that being said you really don’t care about Muslims..One day that will all change...

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Table
7/26/2013 02:52:40

hey, just an fyi, the article's a joke. :P

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