NYC |  When reached for a comment, Mayor Bloomberg proceeded to stuff his face. After my repulsing experience last Friday at the basement mosque of the Ar-Rehman Foundation, I decided to draft a letter to the New York City Mayor, Michael Bloomberg. I requested that he help the Muslims of NYC and educate them on proper hygiene as well how to keep their mosques clean. Clearly this goes against the whole separation of mosque and state notion. |
But this is America where the rich determine the laws and not the legislators themselves. So, if Mayor Michael Bloomberg really wants to use tax payer money to clean up mosques who's gonna stop him?
Yeah, thought so.
Mayor Bloomberg was so impressed with my initiative he invited me to his office to discuss this plan in further detail. So... as I discussed my "Five Pillar Mosque Purification" plan with him, he grew disenchanted and decided that since mosques already cause problems for non-Muslims and now they are even causing problems for Muslims that it was high time for them to be shut down once and for all.
There was a city-wide announcement made about mosques no longer being allowed to operate. Hence, effectively canceling Jummah prayers and lame ass khutbahs across the city.
You know, a part of me is relieved. Thanks Mayor Bloomberg! You're one stand up fella. Enjoy that latke!
Yeah, thought so.
Mayor Bloomberg was so impressed with my initiative he invited me to his office to discuss this plan in further detail. So... as I discussed my "Five Pillar Mosque Purification" plan with him, he grew disenchanted and decided that since mosques already cause problems for non-Muslims and now they are even causing problems for Muslims that it was high time for them to be shut down once and for all.
There was a city-wide announcement made about mosques no longer being allowed to operate. Hence, effectively canceling Jummah prayers and lame ass khutbahs across the city.
You know, a part of me is relieved. Thanks Mayor Bloomberg! You're one stand up fella. Enjoy that latke!