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This is why I've been outta the game for so long.

11/29/2013

MCC

Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi Wa Barakatuhu.

WTF.

I apologize for my prolonged departure from the blogosphere, I know you've all pined for me during my absence. But I must confess, it was intentional. It's not because I don't love you. It's because there are a lot of crazy Muslims saying stupid things. I finally decided to post a khutbah critique from my favorite mosque in Chicago. Muslim Community Center, alias, MCC. This acronym can sometimes be misconstrued as a racial slur directed towards the Irish. So don't just throw it around willy nilly.

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Guess who's back at the UIC MSA Khutbahs!?

9/28/2012

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UIC
MSA

Assalamu Alaikum, ASAK for my Wahabi readers,

Well, today was interesting. I returned to the UIC MSA. You guys didn't think I forgot about you did you? Of course I couldn't forget about you, you guys are the reason why I even started Khutbah Khaos. Thank you.

If you recall, my last khutbah critique for this congregation was several months ago, and it was also REALLY good. I really enjoyed the last khutbah I attended there and was truly impressed and pleased. But, summer came, and summer went, as did any effect of my previous khutbah critiques. C'est la vie!

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Archetypal Arab Khutbah - 11 Rajab 1433 A.H.

6/1/2012

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ICC	Salaam everyone! Sorry, today's khutbah was just mediocre, my typically funny comments and insights into different khutbahs are barely allowed. I will do my best in conveying the khutbah and giving you a few cents for your time.

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Obnoxiously Loud and Dramatic Arab Khutbah - 18 Rabi al Awwal 1433 A.H.

2/10/2012

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UIC
MSA

I need to start going to different mosques for Jummah...

The loud Arab that I wrote about in one of my earliest posts was back today. Today, his message was different, but his delivery was identical to the last time I had the honor of listening to him.

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Two old Khutbahs - Bam Bam!

12/9/2011

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MSA

Unfortunately, we started this site at a very busy time. Hence, we were unable to attend Jummah today. Kind of defeats the purpose of this blog right? Wrong! As we continue to grow and acquire more writers, we will fill the void with reminiscences of past Jummahs we have attended and discuss the points that we clearly haven't forgotten.

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This is why I've been outta the game for so long.

MCC

Guess who's back at the UIC MSA Khutbahs!?

UIC
MSA

Archetypal Arab Khutbah - 11 Rajab 1433 A.H.

ICC

Obnoxiously Loud and Dramatic Arab Khutbah - 18 Rabi al Awwal 1433 A.H.

UIC
MSA

Two old Khutbahs - Bam Bam!

UIC
MSA

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